During yesterday's Giant Fair, a huge roar as loud as a clap of thunder was heard as The Berkshire Giant, a spectacular monster of a man, broke free from the walls of Aldworth Church where he has been hiding from the devil for 600 years, fulfilling a prophecy made by the Ancient Order of The Elk. This Giant is now running riot across the West Berkshire countryside wreaking havoc wherever he goes.
Please keep an eye out for the Giant in your neighbourhood and let us know here at Giant Watch of any sightings!
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18 Jun 2012
21 May 2012
The Berkshire Giant Prophecy
Statement form The Ancient Order of the Elk, an order of druids based in and around Berkshire:
West Berkshire take heed as on Sunday 17th June 2012, an ancient prophecy will be fulfilled and once again Giants will walk the Earth. We, The Ancient Order of the Elk, have seen many signs in the wind, the trees and via communication with the most mythical and beautiful of all woodland creatures, the elk, that in Aldworth village, on this given date, a Giant who has been buried within the walls of the church will rise up from a 600 year slumber.
Man has long forgotten the truth about Giants, preferring to paint them as crude, violent animals, and so we feel it imperative that people relearn and remember the truth about Giants. When he awakes, this magical creature will be tired, hungry and confused, he may even lash out in confused desperation but please hold in your mind that he is nothing to fear. In contrast to their size, Giants are gentle, shy creatures that will be far more fearful of us than we are of him and he must be protected.
The Ancient Order of the Elk will do everything in our power to help this incredible creature but we will need your help. Please congregate at Aldworth Church on Sunday 17th June to aid in the protection and preservation of this most rare and wonderful Giant.
West Berkshire take heed as on Sunday 17th June 2012, an ancient prophecy will be fulfilled and once again Giants will walk the Earth. We, The Ancient Order of the Elk, have seen many signs in the wind, the trees and via communication with the most mythical and beautiful of all woodland creatures, the elk, that in Aldworth village, on this given date, a Giant who has been buried within the walls of the church will rise up from a 600 year slumber.
Man has long forgotten the truth about Giants, preferring to paint them as crude, violent animals, and so we feel it imperative that people relearn and remember the truth about Giants. When he awakes, this magical creature will be tired, hungry and confused, he may even lash out in confused desperation but please hold in your mind that he is nothing to fear. In contrast to their size, Giants are gentle, shy creatures that will be far more fearful of us than we are of him and he must be protected.
The Ancient Order of the Elk will do everything in our power to help this incredible creature but we will need your help. Please congregate at Aldworth Church on Sunday 17th June to aid in the protection and preservation of this most rare and wonderful Giant.
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