28 May 2012

Potential Giant Sighting!

Tensions seems to be growing around the West Berkshire countryside with more and more unexplained happenings including these experiences by a local farmer:

“My tractor is usually so reliable but then yesterday morning it just wouldn’t start. When I looked under the bonnet the engine was gone! The ground was littered with bits of it, like something huge had tried to eat it and then spat it out all over the field.”

“Later I saw something hiding behind my barn and when I went to investigate, all the hay bales had moved. It was like they’d been laid out like a huge bed. Then my cows charged across the field - they seemed really spooked by something.”


Giant Tracker David Biggs:
“This is classic giant behaviour – curious, clumsy but also very shy. I wouldn’t be surpirised at all if there was a giant loose in those hills!”

If you spot a giant around Berkshire or see anything strange that could be explained by giant activity, please get in contact with us here at Giant Watch.

2 comments:

  1. Hahaha! Love it.

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  2. My mate Dave swears he came across some giant toenail clippings when he were out collecting twigs on Snelsmore Common one evening.I seen a Giant playing hopscotch in a field of rapeseed,but it was so far away he was the size of a fleas kneecaps so I couldn't say for sure.

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